I was in the bathroom at work a few days ago, in a stall, minding my own, when all of a sudden I hear a lighter sparking from the last stall. Over and over. Then I heard the woman inhaling. And the lighter again. And more inhaling.
But I didn't smell cigarette smoke.
Then it sounded like she was putting a tube of lipstick back together - that hollow, plasticky sound you hear when you put the cap back on. Then she left.
I peeked through the cracks around my door, and she was an older lady. Not a teenager, not some bimbo, but a grown-up in a nice coat and an up-do. After she leaves I leave my stall and go into hers.
It reeked of pot smoke!!! Very strongly, too. How bad/boring is your day that you feel the need to spark up in the middle of the day in the bathroom at Kohl's??
So, of course, I found this hysterically funny and had to tell all my co-workers about it, lol. It was the talk of the store of like two days. And that's not even the craziest thing to happen at that store!
Ah, retail. Never change.