I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in Duct Tape

We had a tax-free weekend recently here in NC, and I bought a new computer. Yay! Shiny new FAST computer that doesn't overheat! It's an HP Envy Ultrabook. The keys are a little wider spaced than on my previous computer, so there have been a lot of unexpected typos, but hopefully I'll adjust quickly to that small, minor detail.

I just downloaded Firefox, and just have to download the few other programs I used a lot, and reset all my bookmarks. I guess I can use this opportunity to pare down my bookmarks to the ones I actually use. I really should find an on-line bookmarking site. Suggestions?

Dixie, the disgusting shit-eater, has turned Cody into some kind of horrible soft-serve machine. She follows Cody around with her nose literally up Cody's butt, and when Cody squats to do her business Dixie is right there ready to catch - and does.

We've tried seasoning salt on their food, and meat tenderizer, but neither has helped. It might even be making Cody's poop more appetizing. And Dixie only eats Cody's poop, not her own. She'll turn around and sniff her own poop, but won't eat it.

Any suggestions?